Weirdo uncle has a sex dream about his nephew (not the hot one) and a 14 year old is about to be outed by his internet porn history. Can Click and Clack help? Of course not!
A Couch to 5k runner gets off to a jerky start and asks Tom and Ray for advice.
A young girl is still a virgin! Can Click and Clack help? She blames her body image problems and her pock scars for her insecurity. Maybe a new haircut is the solution!
Ever puke orange soda on a penis? This girl did, but that’s probably why her man doesn’t want her anymore. Click and Clack have some harsh advice for the caller.
A caller thinks he needs to straighten out his crooked penis… though he hasn’t yet straightened out his sexual identity. Click and Clack take his call.
Click and Clack respond to a critical caller and try to offer advice on pleasing your partner with a diaper fetish.
Click and Clack take on a man with a marshmallow in his ass and a woman struggling with the ethical implications of becoming a prostit—er, sugar baby.
Today’s Savage Car Talk is all about two ladies who like it in and out (fisting and outie bellybuttons). Click and Clack take on these two fetishes on a two-caller-Tuesday.
Click and Clack talk to a young woman who’s already bored of vanilla sex.
A gay man has trouble connecting with his parents after coming out. Click and Clack offer some heartfelt advice.